Haute cuisine from the sex columnist BURO. Karina case
25.01.23, 11:38 2023-01-25T11:38:05+03:00
A toy from British designer Shiri Zinn will definitely appeal to retro lovers. The vibrator looks like a real American cupcake with colored icing and a cherry on top. The muffin vibrates on 5 settings, is battery operated and comes in a cute polka dot metal box with an instructional postcard inside. Really more of a collectible thing than a technologically advanced vibrator. So cute!
You don’t expect aggressive impact from a “doll” toy, but Sweet Treat may surprise you. The vibrator works in 7 modes and starts right away with plenty of power. Use it to masturbate or massage, but be careful with head or body hair – the soft “petals” at the tip of the horn will wrap around you like a planetary whisk.
Another version of the ice cream, this time on a stick. This is a fairly large penetrating vibrator (4 cm in diameter) made of medical grade silicone. In the manufacturer’s description there is a rather insidious wording “for vaginal and anal sex.” Let me remind you of two things: first, you should not use toys that do not have a plug for anal entertainment (otherwise the doctors will take them out of you in an absolutely unromantic setting), and second, it is better to have separate vibrators for vaginal stimulation and anal. If you want to use the same toy in different ways, put a condom on it for anal penetration, this will protect the microflora of your vagina. The rest is a cute “dessert” dildo.
American brand Emojibator has a separate “food” line of miniature vibrators Fruit Basket Set, which, unsurprisingly, consists of a banana, eggplant, cucumber and chili vibrator. They also sell strawberries and cherries separately, but in Russia, alas, I could only find pepper. It looks more like a children’s toy than a real vegetable. But the functionality does not suffer from this: the toy works in 10 different modes and does not require connection to the electrical outlet, since it is charged by batteries.
For some reason, men’s toys are less often associated with food and desserts (as if men don’t like sweets). For this reason, instead of cupcakes and cakes, the Spanish brand Adrien Lastic offers men a masturbator in the shape of a stylized beer can. True, only the upper part of the package is beer: inside is a realistic masturbator in the form of a vagina. Therefore, it is better not to leave such a bank in plain sight.
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