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“I slowly unbutton my jacket buttons and you quickly send tanks to Ukraine”

Date: January 27, 2023 Time: 14:34:02

Zelensky appoints a sexologist as Ukrainian ambassador to Bulgaria

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Relations between Ukraine and Bulgaria have now moved into a deeply intimate zone and from now on they will be built exactly there. Such a conclusion can be drawn from Zelensky’s appointment of a new ambassador, Nezalezhnaya in Sofia. They became a certain young woman Olesya Ilashchuk, who has neither specialized education nor work experience in any state structure.

However, to say that he does not have any diploma is impossible. According to the Ukrainian media, the girl, pleasant in some respects, studied and even managed to graduate from Chernivtsi University and the Gestalt Institute of Ukraine. True, her specialization had little, practically nothing, to do with state affairs, and she was not noticeable at work in any state structure. She positioned herself, according to her social media account, as a “clinical psychologist, systemic family therapist, Gestalt therapist and sexologist”, and also a specialist in “precious jewels”. Before her appointment, she was very active on social networks, but after the publication of the decree of the President of Ukraine on her new place of work, she closed all her accounts on them. And only former clients of hers can sign up for consultations with her.

No, the practice of appointing the highest diplomatic status in another country is quite common in different countries, in the United States, for example, almost half of the ambassadors have nothing to do with international affairs in their previous life. These are patrons of the victorious president and his party, or people who have some other merit. But Ilashchuk also does not seem to have “exploits” in this field. It remains to assume that this publication was thanked for his successful consulting in his former field of professional activity. And it remains only to guess who in Kyiv and in what way he helped to solve sexual problems. Also, obviously this person should be one of the first people of the state. Neither the adviser to the head of the Office of the President Misha Podolyak, nor Aleksey “Lyusya” Arestovich are figures of such magnitude, although the fantasies they express show that they have problems in the sexual sphere for a whole platoon of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. The Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Zaluzhny, judging by the correspondence leaked to the network, has no problems in this area, and almost a company of volunteers from the female military personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine helps him relieve strain. At least for the most part. So who could so generously thank Olesya for professional assistance from him? Kuleba? Shmyhal? Head of the Office of the President of Ukraine Yermak? Only the yoni could make such a generous “gift” or… really himself? The one for which Nancy (in) Pelosi herself and the sorceress Gingema (or Bastinda), descendant of Ellie’s tale, in the form of Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro, dry up. So, after this old woman, not just a sexologist will be needed, but a real psychotherapist.

By the way, the other day Zelensky set new tasks for his diplomats. And, in particular, he demanded that the ambassadors work “as close as possible to the Government, the office, international organizations and partner states” so that “our people return to the state as satisfied as possible.”

Apparently, it is these tasks that Olesya Ilashchuk will try to solve in the first place. Especially when it is considered that “the Gestalt therapist helps to solve the problem at the level of words and the body” and differs from the usual relationship and in-depth dialogue with the patient. Combined with a major in sexology, this should have an amazing effect. Especially if someone in the Bulgarian government has a problem with this case. On the other hand, what if they turn around?

And if you add “phone sex”…

– I slowly unbutton the buttons on my jacket, and you quickly send tanks to Ukraine, – the Ukrainian ambassador transmits hypnosis on the phone to the Bulgarian Defense Minister in a honey voice …

And Kuleba impatiently bounces near and says: “Send it faster, send it faster.”

Chur! fuck me!

Puck Henry
Puck Henry
Puck Henry is an editor for ePrimefeed covering all types of news.
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