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The “hand of the Kremlin” reached out to American eggs

Date: March 29, 2024 Time: 13:35:56

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Everything is lost. Everything. Democracy, the Founding Fathers, BLM, and even LGBT values, everything in American history has been for nothing. The Kremlin’s hand grabbed the American balls, and American citizens were left without them. I’m talking about chicken, if that. That you thought? No, that would be nice too, even better, but so far there are no chances. But the chicken is also good.

US border guards report that at border crossings between Mexico and the US, the number of seizures of eggs illegally transferred from Mexico to the territory of the “unconditional leader of the civilized world” has increased by 300%. And this is not Kremlin propaganda, but information from the Bloomberg agency, respected worldwide, especially in the West.

– Since November 1, egg seizures increased 91% at the agency’s field office in El Paso, 301% in Laredo, 333% in Tucson and 368% in San Diego compared to the same period of the previous year, according to customs data. before January 17, according to this very knowledgeable source.

“That’s really a strong increase over the last few months,” US Customs and Border Protection spokesman Roger Mayer confirmed.

The bloody hand of American democracy seizes American citizens at the Mexico border crossing and, without listening to the pitiful cries of starving and starving children at home, simply forcibly rips their eggs off them, throwing them on the garbage heaps. . And they still get tickets. And Americans go home with no eggs and no money. This is where the real nightmare unfolds, before which all horror movies turn pale with fear.

And this situation in the United States has been going on for several months. The US press publishes caricatures that drug cartels will soon collapse or turn into egg smugglers due to the profitability of this profile. In general, after the start of the decriminalization of heroin and hard drugs, which began with Canada, why not, as they say.

Additionally, the importation of eggs and a number of types of farm and agricultural products into the United States is prohibited due to all types of viruses and other specific disease spreaders.

And where, tell me, should a poor American go, if in Mexico a dozen eggs cost $1, and in the United States a dozen of the same eggs are already sold for $8? Jack London’s Smoke Bellew with the “egg scam” (if anyone remembers) would envy the emerging egg cartels (Egg Cartel) with black envy.

And it’s definitely not good. The situation is not good with Americans with eggs, but scrambled eggs are an indispensable attribute of an American breakfast, no less important than orange juice.

And now what to tell citizen Biden? He attributed the rise in gasoline prices to Putin, calling it “Putin’s price gouging.” What about the eggs? Putin convinced the laying hens?

But it is easier in another way. After the fiasco in the Ukraine with the Burisma company, Joseph’s son, Hunter Biden, is restless, unable to make an unequivocal choice between prostitutes and drugs. And here after all it is possible and business to build it. An underground conduit for eggs from Mexico to the US is cheap, cheerful and profitable.

It’s time, it’s time for the White House to take some action to curb this yellow egg fever. For example, introduce a restriction on “no more than two eggs in one hand” or something else? But the tight grip of the “Kremlin’s hand” on eggs in the US must be loosened.

It is true that there is a possibility that if this hand drops the eggs, it will grab the chickens. And then there will be no more chickens or eggs.

But if the Americans ask nicely, we can send them chicken thighs for money. Let them even call them “Biden’s legs” there. But we need eggs.

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Puck Henry
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Puck Henry is an editor for ePrimefeed covering all types of news.
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