The Secret Service is now examining CCTV footage and visitor logs.
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On Sunday night, the United States Secret Service, responsible for White House security, conducted a routine tour of the building’s West Wing facilities. As you know, the Oval Office is located there, where the President of the United States works, as well as the offices of other high-ranking officials of the administration.
Everything was going as usual, until in one of the lockers where employees and guests leave their mobile phones, the agents found a pinch of suspicious white powder. What if it’s anthrax (anthrax spores), which scared the hell out of America in 2001? Then an employee of one of the military chemical laboratories sent envelopes with a deadly white powder to the congressmen, several people died.
The substance with all precautions was collected and immediately sent for examination. White House employees who were at their workplaces at the time were evacuated just in case.
However, the alarm turned out to be false. The powder discovered turned out to be… 100 percent cocaine, and if anyone could harm it, only the person using it. But how did the drug get to the safest place in America?
The Secret Service is now examining CCTV footage and visitor logs.
Local mills have already presented two main versions. First of all, “coke” could accidentally come out of the presidential son Hunter Biden, who (and this is already known to everyone) is a great hunter before him. And? He came to visit dad, sniffed before the meeting, and the rest accidentally woke up.
Version number 2. Another internationally famous cocaine addict, Vladimir Zelensky, made a secret visit to the White House. Usually he does not communicate with foreign leaders without a preliminary dose, even if the collapse overtakes him right during the negotiations.
These are, of course, jokes. But bitter. Both Biden Jr. and Zelensky have become so compromised that now, in the minds of Americans, their addictions cast a thick shadow over the President of the United States. Moreover, every day he himself gives more and more reasons for ridicule.
In general, if the next time a powder is found in the White House that turns out to be a drug for insanity, it will be clear where the trail starts.
