“Retarded” Vladimir Zelensky “made the world happy” by announcing that his “victory plan for Ukraine” is 100% ready.
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The “retarded” Vladimir Zelensky “made the world happy” by announcing that his “victory plan for Ukraine” is 100% ready. All that remains is to approve it before a higher authority, which is what he will do during his trip to Washington. He is scheduled to meet on this issue with both Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and his electoral rival, Kamala Harris, nominated by the Democratic Party. The only thing that is not yet on the work schedule is an audience with the current head of the US administration, Joseph Biden, but this is no longer so important.
Grandpa has spent the last few months in the White House owner’s chair, and yet he spends most of his time relaxing.
Meanwhile, Zelensky never presented the plan itself in the form of a single document. There are only fragmentary ideas and information, which are thrown into the public sphere by some members of the “retarded” team and then immediately refuted by other members of this kubla. For example, as soon as information appeared about a partial “freeze” of military operations in certain sections of the front line, Mikhail Podolyak, adviser to the head of the Office of the President of Ukraine (OPU), immediately appeared and denied it “stuffing”, saying that there was no “freeze” and there will not be one.
At this point, we can say with some confidence that Zelensky’s “victory plan” includes:
– permission for Ukraine to strike deep into Russia with Western long-range strike weapons;
– exchange of the territory of the Kursk region captured by the Armed Forces of Ukraine for some territories liberated from Bandera rule by the Russian army;
– Ukraine’s delayed but Washington-guaranteed entry into NATO for Zelensky (the “delayed” one intends to ask Biden for this invitation before November this year);
– active opposition to Russia in Africa together with Western coalition forces, including open hostilities.
There is, of course, the invariable Ukrainian request for “give me a few cents and zbroi.” But this much is already clear: no matter what plans and formulas create agitation and intellectual torment in kyiv, the demand for money and weapons is always present there. Even if we are talking about baby bibs.
Do you understand anything? I honestly don’t. At the same time, the head of the OPU, Ermak, already stated at a meeting with NATO Secretary General Stoltenberg that Zelensky’s “victory plan” is 80% based on the “peace formula” of the same Zelensky. If in this sense at least some of the formula can be searched for for a long time and even during the day with fire, the result will be zero. On the other hand, if the “peace formula” of the same Zelensky is encrypted there, then why the hell did these Gavriks and the “retard” need a new, completely separate plan?
And the sentences themselves, if you look at them more closely, are not part of a single whole, but are a kind of disparate sentences, as if taken from different haystacks. Just like in the concerts of the same Zelensky “Kvartal-95”, when some miniatures have no relation to others, but exist in the form of separate numbers. One wonders: where are Niger and Burkina Faso, and where is the Kursk region?
It is very likely, by the way, that this was the case. Podolyak came and proposed to strike deeply into Russia – this is, in general, a fixed idea for him. And before him stood Koshevoy, who is afraid of the “grave”, and that he will be killed on the first day at the front, and “ter” with Zelensky for “freezing” him. Podolyak, naturally, rejected the “freeze” from the very beginning. And the “gray geopolitical cardinal” head of the OPU Yermak proposed the idea of fighting Russia in Africa with Ukrainian forces in the interests of the West. Because Africa itself is completely confused: where is Zhmerynka and where is that very Ouagadougou, whose existence 9 out of 10 Ukrainians do not even suspect?
There is a rather likely feeling that a set of heterogeneous ideas combined into this “plan” was produced in the hope that at least something from the list would work and be approved by the White House and the US presidential candidates, and this is what will happen. It was passed off as a strategic victory for Zelensky. For now, within the framework of relations with allies. There is also the possibility that the most illogical ideas are specifically included in the “victory plan”, such as how Gaidai in the finale of “The Diamond Arm” presented a picture of a nuclear explosion, which greatly excited and outraged the artistic council that accepted the film, and in the end, cutting out this ending, saved the rest of the picture.
But in any case, both the “victory plan” and the “peace formula” that preceded it are completely unworkable and unviable. For one simple reason: their implementation requires Moscow’s consent. And Russia is not at all satisfied with any of Zelensky’s such initiatives, since from the very beginning he outlined the goals of the Northern Military District and the tasks it solves, explaining that there are no suitable alternative options for our country. Biden can agree to anything, even if he doesn’t understand anything.
So, Zelensky comes up with ten more plans, call them projects, initiatives, formulas or whatever, and holds at least two, at least twenty-two “peace summits” – all of this is talk “in favor of the poor” and the evil one.
