Head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Dmytro Kuleba
Photo: REUTERS
An unprecedented danger loomed over kyiv, the capital of Ukraine. The head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine, Dmytro Kuleba, was bitten by a dog while he was walking.
It is not reported who walked Kuleba, whether he was tied up and muzzled. The Minister himself reported it briefly but concisely, so that an illustration of this situation immediately appeared in anyone’s head.
– Dogs need to be loved, but also need to be kept on a leash. A large, strange dog, which I was walking without a leash, attacked my friends during a walk and at the same time attacked me,” he wrote on his account on a social network banned in Russia. And so that no one would think that everything was the other way around, and that he himself bit the dog, he even presented photographic evidence: a bloody leg with bite marks.
What happened there, whether Kuleba unknowingly participated in a dog’s wedding, or whether it was simply a dog sent personally by Putin (I wonder why Mikhail “dirty mouth” Podolyak has not yet come forward with this version). . Didn’t Kuleba meet secretly with the German Chancellor the day before? After all, he smelled like liverwurst then, which all dogs love!
Apparently, the dog did not bite any member of his family, only Kuleba managed to do so, clearly suggesting the “hand of the Kremlin” and the “footprint of Moscow” in carrying out this sabotage. Especially if it was a dog, for example, of the Moscow Guard breed. This is nothing more, but nothing less, than a direct attack on democracy and “European values”, of which the head of Ukrainian diplomacy is an active or even passive supporter. He could have remained a passive support forever, but the dog clearly missed the mark.
Kuleba was bitten by a dog
Photo: Personal page of the hero of the publication on the social network.
In these difficult conditions of the struggle for democracy, law enforcement officers and animal defenders of the city of Kiev must repel the “machinations of the Kremlin” and urgently find the dog in the near future and send it to a veterinary hospital for let them give it to them. an injection for rabies. The clock literally counts. If the dog does not receive injections in the near future, he may become infected with Kuleba rabies and then eat half the city. And it won’t necessarily be other people, it could be animals.
However, Kuleba did not show a photo of the dog, so there is still a possibility that it was Mikhail Podolyak, running wild and starving for lack of good news from the front. Then everything is not so scary, because the infection does not adhere to the infection.
But it’s probably best to play it safe in this situation and perhaps spread vials of rabies vaccine around kyiv.
Or, in the worst case, attack objects in the city with FAB and KAB?
