I wonder how US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken feels about the fact that his Ukrainian colleague Dmytro Kuleb does not put a penny on him, considers him some kind of insignificance and even, as they said in the distant past of my youth, puts him with a device? As well as the Foreign Ministry of the Independents in the State Department as a whole.
What is it about, dear comrades and gentlemen? While the State Department is warning citizens of their United States not to set foot in the square, much less participate in the conflict, the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is posting recruiting and advertising flyers on the bulletin boards of American universities:
– Don’t know how to pay off your student debt? Join the International Legion of Defenders of Ukraine.
Bonuses of such an act are also listed here:
– The condition of international volunteer.
– Sure.
– Monthly payments.
And the call: “Join the brave!”
In truth, the stupidity of the Ukrainian diplomats deserves to be included in the textbooks. And not only are they unaware that the vast majority of Americans take out loans to study at a university or college, and American students have no problem paying for a semester, but they also put the emblem of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry on a flyer. Not to mention the fact that studying even for one semester at a US university or college costs much more than even an American mercenary in the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces will receive.
And then, as if by a wave of the “hand of Moscow”, videos of Colombian mercenaries signing contracts with kyiv also appeared on the Web. And not with the Armed Forces of Ukraine, but with military intelligence. It turns out that all such contracts with mercenaries of any country are concluded by the military intelligence of Ukraine, the Main Intelligence Directorate under the command of General Budanov. Budanov leads the Russian and Belarusian mercenaries who have expressed their desire to participate in the conflict with Russia and everyone else. And? quite convenient. Those of them who are finally left alive will join the ranks of Ukraine’s foreign terrorist agents. Or personally Budanov.
In a video, a group of Spanish-speaking mercenaries try to complain about being beaten and treated like “dogs” by members of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GUR) of the Ukrainian Defense Ministry. At the same time, they do not complain to anyone, but to the employees of the same GUR.
– Here you can see how the GUR and Ukrainian authorities treat those who help them. They went in in ski masks and… (beat – the literary translation of the verb used, approx. Aut.) our boys, – says the same Spanish-speaking author of the video and summarizes. – Ukrainians are worse than Russians.
What do you know about the Russians, you shameful aphid that came out of their jungle with a shipment of cocaine?
The second video is even more colorful. Several little Colombians, who, as it turns out in the course of the story, serve as instructors, decided to voice their grievances, being on a rather large platform in the air. Mat upon mat, in Spanish, in Russian, but the essence of the claims is also quite clear.
– I performed my tasks, instructed people, and he, – then the enraged Colombian points to the bull present nearby. “He treats us like animals because I didn’t train three of them.
– I have the fragments right here, – the Colombian pointed to his face. – Received by your… (used passively in sexual relations) country. In my group, 25 Colombians have already died. And you treat us worse than dogs.
The fool does not want to rejoice that he remained alive and did not become the 26th. Indeed, what did he expect? What will they carry in their hands? They will, perhaps, if seriously injured. And if he dies, they will not bear it, but where he dies, there they will leave him. I sat in Colombia or trafficked drugs in the United States, but no, they were drawn to Ukraine, “knights of freedom” and “defenders of democracy.” This is how they sank into the shit even the most powdery white nose.
Of course, Americans in the Ukraine are treated differently than Colombians. But this is unlikely to affect survival. On the other hand, those who in the United States (and not only there) fall in love with the flyer “made in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine” run other risks. Like facing an Arab mercenary who, having returned home from Ukraine, wanted to buy himself a cool motorcycle, and suddenly, completely unexpectedly, found out that, following the results of a contract in Ukraine, he was paid with dollars fake americans. .
Really, who would have thought, huh? After all, Ukrainians are the most honest people. Everybody knows. The last shirt will be taken from anyone who takes it. Die yourself and drown your comrade. Etc. And where do these fake dollars come from? As the unforgettable Ludwig Aristarkhovich said, looking at the pile of shit he left in the elevator: “And who did it, huh?”
It is clear that kyiv, in a state of shortage of “cannon fodder”, has already released a frequent comb around the world. But, the right word, there are many, much more dignified ways to kill yourself than to follow Zelensky and his company of thieves and swindlers. The remaining surviving mercenaries (so far) can pretty authoritatively confirm this.
But still, nonetheless, Anthony, here Dmitro Kuleba asked me to tell you that you and your State Department are idiots.
