Why do people perform rituals? It seems that since it doesn’t cost me anything, it’s better to do it than not to do it.
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Whatever people come up with when you don’t want to work, but live on a grand scale, how can you do it? Try typing “money rituals” into a search engine and you’ll find out… I don’t even know what. Just try it. In the meantime, I tell you what was revealed to me.
IS IT NOT HARMFUL TO DREAM?
Let’s be honest. Surely each of you has thought at least once in your life: what if a truck loaded with cash overturned on my street? And a bag of it would get into my house. Life would immediately shine with new colors.
I’ll be honest: I’ve visualized this image hundreds of times. And I even mentally planned what I would do with that money. How I will save it, how I will spend it carefully and how I will slowly put it away in accounts so that no one will guess. But you can wait a lifetime for a truckload of cash. And that’s why you can’t wait for him. It is better to do what brings this goal closer. I’ll give you a hint: it’s the R word. What do you mean by work? Rituals!
In India, almost every small trader buys a small vase with a flower and incense in the morning. He places it on a small altar and lights a candle. And you have to touch the money received from the first buyer of the day in different places in your stall or car (if you are a taxi driver). That is, charge your means of production with monetary energy. Perhaps that is why the Indian economy is one of the fastest growing in the world?
The experience of the Indians in our conditions is probably not worth repeating. But the variety of monetary rituals on the Internet is such that you can choose those that suit all tastes, even the most demanding. Chakralogists, tarologists, numerologists – each has their own “one hundred percent functional” ways of achieving wealth. Let’s delve into this pile of m… money that lies beneath our feet.
EGREGOR IS HERE TO HELP YOU
“How to open cash flow so that wealth grows literally before your eyes and without much effort.” “Seven strange rituals that are done to attract love and money.” “How to please a monetary egregor: 4 practical methods of attracting money” and even “The irredeemable ruble: a terrible ritual for eternal wealth.”
I counted several dozen “functional” ways to attract money. But there are probably hundreds of them. Or even thousands. After all, some are clearly kept secret. Here is my short list. Don’t choose your taste:
– An overturned broom. The bearded mode. But they say it is still effective. The broom should be placed in the corner of the room and turned over with the bristles facing up. Then she will “put money” in your pocket.
– Red panties. First you need to put them on your head, dream about them, and then throw them over the chandelier. The bigger the panties and the higher they hang, the more money they will bring. And of course, don’t forget about the conspiracy: “La-la-lam, la-la-lam, glory to the red panties! Hold high, bring the money home!
“The method has already helped so many people that it is scary to say it,” the followers of this ritual firmly argue.
– Call Vovan. Ritual from the 90s. According to legend, Vovan is a fairy brother with a crimson jacket and a large mobile phone. You just have to call him and he will solve all your problems. Additionally, you can call from an imaginary phone. He could be the palm of your hand, the remote control of a television or the head of a shower. It is true that you should ask Vovan respectfully. Then the wish will come true. Otherwise, on the contrary, he will put it on the counter.
Red panties. You must first put them on your head, dream about them, and then throw them over the chandelier.
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– Portfolio with charge. To perform the ritual, you need to place working batteries or a cable in your wallet and plug the charging plug into an outlet. So that everything is “real”. In this state, the wallet, with the money invested in it, should be left for a couple of nights. According to the ritual, the loaded money will attract even more money.
– Wash your feet in the bathroom. To do this, you need to sit on a chair near the toilet and put both legs on it. Press the drain several times so that the water washes your feet. This should be done under the spell: “When I put my feet in the bathroom, money comes pouring in!” At this point you need to press the drain.
“Particularly squeamish people can thoroughly disinfect the bathroom in advance,” advise experienced ritualists.
FROM BANKS TO EXCHANGE AND SALE OF GOOSE IN THE NIGHT FOREST
Well, the little things. Draw a green or red nine on your wrist, rub the coin in your palms and place it on your forehead to open your “third eye”, which will see new opportunities to make money. Draw zeros on a hundred dollar bill, keep it in your wallet or keep it in the southeast part of the apartment. Furthermore, what is needed is the American currency, because it has Masonic signs loaded with wealth.
Energy professionals have even reached out to bank cards. It is advisable to blow the plastic, add the desired amount and hide it in a dark place for three days. Supposedly, after this, the money will magically appear in your bank account.
Furthermore, tarologists and other astrologers even began to give advice to private investors. They are offered to buy shares on a full moon and sell them on a new moon.
– I use Tarot cards and intuition to determine market movements, because I know that everything in the world is subject to these energetic influences. This strategy allowed me to earn around $6,000 in May alone,” says TikTok blogger Stefania Nova.
Well, the most terrible ritual I found is the “search for an irredeemable ruble.” For him you have to buy a goose, roast it at home and take it deep into the forest on the night of the 13th (preferably Friday). And at the stroke of midnight, shout: “I am selling an ordinary roast goose for the price of one old, irredeemable ruble!” You have to scream until someone comes up to you and gives you a coin. You must hold it in your hand and return home without looking back. Then wealth will be with you forever. But the dark forces will receive something more in return. Wow, I got goosebumps.
An inverted broom. The bearded mode. But they say it is still effective.
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SHIT IS STILL SHIT
If you look closely at all the rituals, it turns out that the topic of the conspiracy itself does not matter. It could be anything: a coin, a bill, a bay leaf, a bergamot, a pair of red panties. Everything should be done on the growing moon, preferably at night, and at the same time read stupid poems. In general, labor costs are minimal. Why not try it?
– Imagine, they told you that if you carry a lucky bill in your wallet, the money itself will serve you. And this is what happens: if you do it and the money comes, then you’re lucky: it works! And if you don’t put it in and the money doesn’t arrive, well, it works too! And a person falls into the trap of forgetting that he himself earns money. What is really happening? This bill simply adds confidence and its withdrawal adds uncertainty. That’s why I have a very negative attitude towards this type of unsolicited advice. This is harmful, says psychologist Irina Korzhaeva.
According to her, in the pursuit of what one wants, rationality often disappears. And a person is ready to believe in absolute nonsense. But even if this nonsense helps, it is still nonsense.
– Self-confidence is a value that not everyone has. Doubt is the other side of certainty. Without each other, they can cause harm, harmony is necessary, and if the rabbit’s foot instills confidence to the point of recklessness, this can lead to disaster, warns Irina Korzhaeva.
There may be nothing wrong with rituals if they are not performed “instead of”, but rather complement work and some actions aimed at earning money. A person concentrates on a goal, concentrates. And begins to see possibilities. By the way, this is where having a coin on your forehead comes in handy!
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Three rituals that really work
Why do people perform rituals? If not because many people think: “What if they really work?” It seems that since it doesn’t cost me anything, it’s better to do it than not to do it. But in reality they look like, sorry, icons in the glove compartment of a car. Maybe they help. But it’s better to learn how to drive a car, not drive recklessly and follow the traffic rules. Well, definitely.
The hope for a miracle, a money tree, or a magical bay leaf is more about immaturity and the removal of responsibility for one’s own financial situation. So for now, the only proven way to attract money is to work. But, if you really need rituals, I came up with a few. Enjoy it for your health! And may the money be with you!
Ritual “Avalanche of money”. Log in to your bank’s mobile app every day. On the first day of the month, transfer 10 or 100 rubles from your checking account to your savings account (as much as you can). The second day, 20 or 200. The third, 30 or 300. And so on for the 30 days, gradually increasing the amount. At the end of the month, there will be 5,000-50,000 rubles in the savings account. We transfer them to the annual deposit. We will repeat the exercise starting next month. But let’s not forget the main rule: every time we transfer money to a savings account, we repeat a simple mantra: “Come a flood of money, flood me with money.” Otherwise it won’t work!
Ritual “Money cleaning”. It can be done not every day, but once a week. We are going through things. We find those that are not needed or are not used at all. We iron these things, thank them for the service they provided us and… put them up for sale on the free classifieds website. And again, do not forget about the mantra that must be repeated at every sale: “Exchange used for used”. Vovan will understand and fulfill everything!
Ritual “To please the egregor”. Some advice from Simorons and other followers of the god of money contains a solid foundation: “Do not skimp on self-development. Invest in yourself, give yourself the opportunity to improve and take a step further. Egregor likes what is versatile and interesting.” There is nothing to add here, so just do it.
…But I’ll still leave the red panties on the chandelier and the lucky ticket in my wallet. What if they actually work?
